Armchair Anonymous: Wild Card X
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Umbrella
4.6 • 68.3K Ratings
🗓️ 5 December 2025
⏱️ 58 minutes
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| 0:14.2 | Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous. |
| 0:17.4 | Our favorite prompt. |
| 0:19.6 | Wild card. |
| 0:20.1 | Wild card. We say our favorite prompt pretty much every time, but we do really like wild card. I think I say it about three. I know, but we have to be. I have three favorite prompts. Okay. What are they? Go. Uh, master, I mean. Clean it up. Unexpected. What was just masturbation stories masturbation stories? Should we do that? This is basically that. So yeah, then I was like. Ew. Okay. Cause. Put more lotion on. Oh, that's right. It is a kid. Unexpected orgasm. Yeah. Shit yourself. Unauthorized evacuation. And wildcard. And wildcard. And mostly wildcard just because they often include the aforementioned prompts. |
| 0:57.4 | This one. authorize evacuation and wildcard and wildcard and mostly wildcard just because they often include |
| 0:55.3 | the aforementioned prompts this one have any duty no i don't think we have any duty oh then don't listen |
| 1:01.8 | yeah don't listen but this one has maggots oh yeah maggots are always good oh okay please enjoy wildcard |
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