Armchair Anonymous: Waterparks
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Umbrella
4.6 • 69.9K Ratings
🗓️ 15 May 2026
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Dax and Monica talk to Armcherries! In today's episode, Armcherries tell us about a crazy waterpark story.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous. I'm Dax Shepherd. I'm joined by Lily Padman. Hi. And today we have crazy stories from the water park. You think you're going to get E. coli. You know, that's what you think you're going to get. Did anyone get that? Well, there was some kind of a pathogen. There wasn't E. coli. That was confirmed, yeah. |
| 0:21.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:21.9 | But anything that could go wrong does go wrong in our crazy water park episode. |
| 0:27.1 | Please enjoy. |
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| 0:48.0 | care about. And now you're like, maybe this deserves to exist somewhere outside of my own head. |
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| 1:37.8 | All times come and go. |
| 1:42.0 | Good times, Take them slow. |
| 1:46.2 | My life. |
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