Welcome. Welcome. Welcome to armchair anonymous. I'm Bucsden. Hmm. Who am I today?

Where are you? What do you feel? Carol Bucsden. Oh my God. Was that the

Gales name from the Tiger King? Oh no, it was Carol.

That's good. Oh, good job. Yeah. You didn't look that up that quick.

No, I was searching Carol Bucsden. Oh, that's not a person. Okay. I mean,

it's a person, but not anyone. Not a, you know. No, no.

Whoever Carol Bucsden is you are a person and we do love you. Here's a fun idea.

If you're Carol Bucsden, you'd have to prove this with documentation. Send us an

email. Maybe we'll interview you. Oh, maybe. Yeah, maybe. We'll see.

We're going to keep that. Maybe everyone then throw out a random name and find

the person and see what they're all about. I'm dead curious now what Carol

Bucsden's life is all about. That is not the theme of today's armchair anonymous.

The theme is crazy stories from teachers and principals.

Wait, what if we do a prompt that's if your name is, and then we'd list four names.

Oh, four names. And then they write in. That's, that would be a very

optimistic view of how many people are listening because what were the, I mean,

what are the odds even that there's a Carol Bucsden that listens to the show?

That's true. Well, we'll find out. We're also probably going to be a little

lenient on the spelling. Sure. Okay. If your name is Carol Bucsden, go to the website.

There's an email address and Emma will vet you. Hello, at armchair expert pod.com.

Okay. These are stories from teachers and principals.

And there's some stories about tiny chilies, adult chilies, young chilies,

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