Armchair Anonymous: Subway

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Umbrella

Tv & Film, Music, Comedy

4.6 • 68.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Dax and Monica talk to Armcherries! In today's episode, Armcherries tell us about a crazy subway experience.

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0:00.0	Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Armchair Expert early and ad free right now.
0:06.5	Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts.
0:10.0	Or you can listen for free wherever you get your podcasts.
0:14.3	Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous.
0:16.6	I'm Dan Rather and I'm joined by Monica Podman.
0:18.9	Hi.
0:19.5	Hi.
0:20.2	You said it. A little Indian. I just wanted to say Podman, but I guess just saying P-O makes it seem like I'm doing that. But I actually, in my mind, I changed your name to P-O-D-M-A-N. Oh, because podcast. Exactly. You got it. Thanks for saving me. This is about Subways. And you know what's great about subways is almost anything can
0:39.0	happen on a subway. You might just think this will be like mechanical disasters. Not a one.
0:43.5	No. All the human offerings are in this one. Oh, this is a harrowing episode. I've already sort of
0:49.4	stopped going on the subway in New York. I don't go on the subway anymore. You don't?
0:53.4	No, which I know is if you're like cheating, it's boozy. I recognize that, but this did not make me want to go back. I'm not going to claim that I use the subway a lot because I too will often jump in a cab. It just feels more convenient in that moment for me to just get in a cab. Yes. But I actually love being on the subway, especially with headphones. It's such good people watching. Well, I will be clear, it's not that I jump in a taxi. I mean, I do every now and then, but I'll walk an hour and a half to get to a location. We share that in common. Yeah, yeah. We just recently walked a couple thousand blocks from Shaq. It's fun. Yeah, it really is. It's the single best part. Anyways, we're getting distracted.
1:28.4	Please enjoy Subway Story. Yeah, yeah. We just recently walked a couple thousand blocks from Shaq. It was so fun. Yeah, it really is.
1:29.4	It's the single best part.
1:30.5	Anyways, we're getting distracted.
1:31.8	Please enjoy Subway Stories.
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1:53.5	All times come and go.
1:57.9	Good times, take them slow.
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