Armchair Anonymous: Stealing III

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Umbrella

Comedy, Tv & Film, Music

4.6 • 69.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2026

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Dax and Monica talk to Armcherries! In today's episode, Armcherries tell us about a time they stole something.

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0:00.0	Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous.
0:02.9	I'm Buck Rogers, and I'm joined by Gene Lightyear.
0:05.2	And today is Stealing Part 3.
0:08.7	Tell us about a time you stole something.
0:11.9	People who are stealing stuff.
0:14.0	They're out there stealing, especially you.
0:16.6	Yeah.
0:17.1	You've done it once or twice.
0:18.0	A little bit more, but still not a ton.
0:20.1	Okay.
0:20.5	Okay. It wasn't a pattern. No, but still not a ton. Okay. Okay.
0:21.1	It wasn't a pattern.
0:22.5	No, I had friends that were much worse.
0:24.4	Okay.
0:24.7	I'll just say that.
0:25.6	Okay.
0:26.0	And I had friends that were better, you.
0:27.7	Thank you.
0:28.4	Yeah.
0:28.8	I stole once.
0:30.4	Cookies.
0:30.9	Yeah.
	...

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