Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Umbrella
4.6 • 68.3K Ratings
🗓️ 12 December 2025
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
Dax and Monica talk to Armcherries! In today's episode, Armcherries tell us about a time they stole something.
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| 0:00.0 | Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Armchair Expert early and add free right now. |
| 0:06.5 | Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. |
| 0:10.0 | Or you can listen for free wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:14.1 | Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous. |
| 0:16.7 | I'm Dan Shepard. |
| 0:17.5 | I'm joined by Lily Padman. |
| 0:18.6 | Hi. |
| 0:19.1 | Now this prompt really hits home for you personally because you're a known thief. |
| 0:25.5 | No. |
| 0:26.0 | You're a known and admitted thief. |
| 0:27.7 | Okay, I was once a thief in my younger years, particularly age six. |
| 0:34.2 | Yeah, I wonder what percentage of people get through their whole life without stealing. It's got to be very low, right? Everyone's done a little. Yeah, I wonder what percentage of people get through their whole life without stealing. |
| 0:38.8 | It's got to be very low, right? |
| 0:40.4 | Everyone's done a little. |
| 0:41.9 | I hate that I'm about to do this. |
| 0:45.3 | This is not my normal M.O. |
| 0:47.1 | Okay. |
| 0:47.8 | I do kind of think shoplifting is... |
| 0:52.3 | Cool? |
| 0:53.7 | No. |
| 0:54.0 | Okay. |
| 0:54.6 | Is a female... |
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