Welcome, welcome, welcome to armchair anonymous. I'm Dak Shepard. I'm joined by Monica Patman.

We do love these, don't we? Oh, don't we ever? Of course, this is school dance disasters.

Did you have one? Oh, yeah. Yeah. You pooped in the punch bowl? No, this is probably worse.

Eighth grade dance, big, big dance. That's the one where everyone dresses up and no sevenths

graders or sixth graders. Exactly. And I'm dating Randy Hammond. Oh, we take our two friends.

We decided to all go together and they had made an announcement that you could not rent

lemissines. Oh. So my father at the time, who sub-leased cars, yeah, owned a limousine.

By the way, Easter Egg for this episode. So because my dad owned it and my brother drove it,

we're like, this will be no problem. We didn't rent a limousine. And yeah, that's fair.

And we went Randy and I and our two friends. And when we arrived, Bart Montana, my assistant

principal, who loved me and couldn't stand dealing with me all at the same time. Oh, my god.

You knew for me and punished me regularly. A lot of people can relate. He would not let us into

the dance. We were not allowed to go to the dance. Yes. Yes. And then so, so then my brother got involved

and he tried to bring us back in a different car. It was a whole thing. So we were I ruined

basically. Oh, but you try and do something so sweet. It's so sweet. I do remember the limo

trying to get up and down Randy's driveway, which is in the woods. And we almost didn't make it

just because of that. Wow. Was Randy sad? I think everyone made the best of it. We told ourselves,

well, this will be more memorable. It was still a very fun night. We went out to eat in the limousine.

That's fine. Yeah. But I felt, of course, terrible for everyone else. Sorry, that's of course,

I instigated. So I was trying to be a big shot. I guess. Well, sometimes you never learned your

lessons. I know. Sometimes it works. Sometimes it doesn't. So I guess they did have a school

dance disaster. So please enjoy school dance disasters.

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