Armchair Anonymous: Pets
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Umbrella
4.6 • 69.9K Ratings
🗓️ 23 January 2026
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
Dax and Monica talk to Armcherries! In today's episode, Armcherries tell us a crazy pet story.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous. |
| 0:03.3 | I'm Dan Rather, and I'm joined by Tiki Ranger. |
| 0:07.8 | Oh, my. |
| 0:08.8 | She's come to your town to clean up all the filth. |
| 0:12.6 | Oh, my gosh. |
| 0:13.5 | You're a sheriff. |
| 0:14.9 | I am. |
| 0:15.6 | Yeah, the original sheriff. |
| 0:17.1 | Okay, today is crazy pet stories. Mm-hmm, mm-mm, mm-mm. And these pets get, they, well, they say the |
| 0:25.5 | darnest things and they do the darndest things and they take their owners along with them. |
| 0:29.8 | Yeah, they do. They also bite people. Spoiler! Yeah, so I don't know if this deserves a warning or not. |
| 0:37.5 | Oh, you know, it does. |
| 0:38.8 | It does. |
| 0:39.3 | It does. |
| 0:39.6 | There's some pet death. |
| 0:40.8 | Oh, sure. |
| 0:41.5 | And that's hard for some people. |
| 0:42.6 | That's hard. |
| 0:43.1 | So, yeah, but if that doesn't bother you, please enjoy crazy pet stories. |
| 0:51.2 | All times come and go. |
| 0:56.7 | Good times. Take them slow |
| 0:58.1 | Hello |
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