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Welcome, welcome, welcome to

to Armed Chair Anonymous. I'm Dan Buck Rogers Shepard and I'm joined by

Monica Monsoon.

Padman.

Today we're talking school days.

Yes, Parent Teacher Conference, which people probably just had some year-end.

Oh yeah, probably.

Yeah.

Did you go to any?

No, I think the last ones I participated in were spring.

I have a weird take.

I kept trying to float this with some of the teachers.

We talked to you, none of them were buying it.

I learned in this

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