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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Grateful for a Lie

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Umbrella

Tv & Film, Music, Comedy

4.668.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2023

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Dax and Monica talk to Armcherries! In today's episode, Armcherries tell us about a time they were grateful they lied. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome to armchair anonymous. I'm Douglas McCarthy. I'm joined by Lily Reinhardt.

0:09.0

I wish.

0:11.0

Why?

0:12.0

I love Lily.

0:13.0

Well, we love her, but wouldn't want to be her in the Monica Lily Padman.

0:17.0

Well, I am Monica Lily Padman.

0:19.0

Oh, grateful for a lie. We could have, you could have lied just now.

0:23.0

And then been grateful for it. You guys said, hi, it's me, Lily Reinhardt.

0:27.0

Yeah, because that is the prompt for today's armchair anonymous.

0:31.0

Tell us about a time you're grateful you lied.

0:34.0

Yeah, because you know, lies get a bad rap out there.

0:38.0

They do, but we all know we got to do it occasionally.

0:40.0

Sometimes you got to do it.

0:42.0

It's the best course action.

0:43.0

Sometimes you puke in the bed when you're little.

0:45.0

And you have to pretend like it wasn't you.

0:49.0

That's right.

0:50.0

Or that you reach climax, embarrassingly early as a teen,

0:55.0

and then pretended it was because you were taking ibuprofen.

0:58.0

Oh, is that okay?

1:01.0

Yeah, one time I did that.

1:03.0

Yeah.

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