Armchair Anonymous: Graduation
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Umbrella
4.6 • 69.9K Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2026
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Dax and Monica talk to Armcherries! In today's episode, Armcherries tell us a crazy graduation story.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous. |
| 0:03.3 | I'm Dan Rogers and I'm joined by Lily Padman. |
| 0:05.8 | Hi. |
| 0:06.6 | Today we have crazy graduation stories. |
| 0:10.8 | It's that time of year. |
| 0:12.1 | It is. |
| 0:12.9 | Happy graduation. |
| 0:14.1 | Congratulations. |
| 0:15.2 | Congratulations. |
| 0:16.7 | Congratulations. |
| 0:17.5 | Congratulations graduates. |
| 0:19.3 | Yes. |
| 0:19.9 | Are you starting to see people around town in there having their |
| 0:24.0 | their fun Saturday lunches because the family's in town? No. It's so fun. It is fun. One of your children is graduating. |
| 0:33.9 | Yeah. I mean, they do a graduation now for every single grade. Well, this is a big one. Out of elementary into middle school. Yeah, they didn't do anything for us. Did you have a graduation? Yeah, we had to sing. We sang. When the saints come marching in. I don't know. I believe I can fly. I believe I can fly. That's right. We sang that. Do you want to hit me with some? No. I can believe I can touch the sky. That's a little. Think about you every night and day. Yeah, maybe. Think about it. But yeah, every now and then. I think, if I remember correctly. But I was in fifth grade. Please enjoy crazy graduation stories. This podcast is brought to you by Squarespace. |
| 1:12.4 | I feel like Spring always does this thing where you realize you've been thinking about |
| 1:15.9 | something for a long time and suddenly it feels like, okay, maybe I actually do something |
| 1:20.8 | with it. |
| 1:21.5 | Totally. |
| 1:22.0 | It's less pressure, but more like readiness. |
| 1:24.8 | Yeah, like you've been sitting on an idea or a project or even just a perspective you |
| 1:28.4 | care about. And now you're like, maybe this deserves to exist somewhere outside of my own |
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