Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Umbrella
4.6 • 68.3K Ratings
🗓️ 20 June 2025
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
Dax and Monica talk to Armcherries! In today's episode, Armcherries tell us a crazy story about finding a foreign object in a patient's butt.
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| 0:14.4 | Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous. |
| 0:17.1 | I'm Dax Shepard. |
| 0:18.0 | I'm joined by Monica Padman. |
| 0:19.8 | Hi. |
| 0:20.4 | I'm going to put this, this is our first time with it, and I'm promising you right now, it will not be our last time with it. This, this delivered on the order of unauthorized evacuation. This was crazy. Tell us a crazy story about finding a foreign object in a patient's butt. |
| 0:38.5 | Fuck, man. |
| 0:39.8 | These were one after another. |
| 0:43.8 | I've told every one of these stories, five, six times not everyone will listen. Me too. |
| 0:44.4 | Wait, we really should say, though. |
| 0:46.2 | Don't put anything up your butt. |
| 0:47.2 | No, well, yes. |
| 0:48.9 | Cautionary tale, don't put anything up your butt. |
| 0:51.2 | Also, there is an animal involved in one of the stories. |
| 0:54.3 | Oh, good, good, good. And it is upsetting. So for people who can't hear that. |
| 1:00.1 | And if you can't do the math at this point with an animal's injured and for an object, |
| 1:05.4 | then you've been living under a rock. No, then congratulations to you. What a sweet life you're living. Give me hints, not a snake. |
| 1:11.9 | Okay. |
| 1:12.7 | But that could be because they come up the toilet. |
| 1:15.9 | I know. |
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