Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Umbrella
4.6 • 69.9K Ratings
🗓️ 30 January 2026
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
Dax and Monica talk to Armcherries! In today's episode, Armcherries tell us a crazy story about finding a foreign object in a patient's butt.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous. |
| 0:03.0 | I'm Dan Rather and I'm joined by Monica Mouse. |
| 0:05.7 | Hi. |
| 0:06.6 | Hello, Fun Mouse. |
| 0:08.5 | Today we have part two of quickly becoming our favorite prompt, foreign object in butt. |
| 0:17.1 | We've yet to hear one that's not fantastic. |
| 0:19.5 | They're so good. |
| 0:20.5 | And this one, there was some, there was some blood in one. |
| 0:25.0 | Blood. |
| 0:25.5 | Blood warning. |
| 0:26.5 | There's sadness. |
| 0:28.0 | Yeah, there's humiliation. |
| 0:29.6 | There's like a tenderness to one of the stories. |
| 0:32.4 | And then there's some hilarity, as you would expect. |
| 0:34.7 | There's no female president Barbies up the button this one, thank |
| 0:38.6 | goodness for once. Right, but every other conceivable option is there. As you'll hear, |
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