Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous.

I'm Dan Shepard.

I'm joined by Monica Mouse.

Hello.

Today we have first responders part two.

That's a good one.

Yeah, I have on top of the sheet of paper.

It says trigger warning.

So the last story.

There's four, of course. In the last one, it's graphic.

It's graphic. And penile. It's going to stay with you. It'll stay with you. The trigger warning is you

were going to repeat this story. Probably not for kids. Yeah, probably not for kids. Although I told mine.

Okay. And I also want to say what the upcoming prompts are.

We love hearing from armcherry, so if you have a story on any one of these four, please submit

on our website, armchairexpertpod.com. Tell us about a crazy spring break disaster. Tell us about a

bad date. Tell us a crazy twin story. Tell us about a time you've been scammed. So,

spring break, bad date, twin story, or a scamming. Please enjoy First Responders Part 2.

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