Welcome, welcome to

welcome to Armchair Anonymous. I'm Dan Shepard and I'm joined by Miss Padman.

Happy Father's Day.

Happy Father's Day to you.

Fathers and fathers, how do we say that?

Father's and non-fathers and mom. and fathers and fathers, how do we say that?

Fathers and non-fathers alike.

Fathers and non-fathers alike.

Of course for this special day,

we're commemorating it with dad stories.

I think we got the idea because we talked to sisters,

separated by a year or two,

that both had stories that involved their crazy dad.

That got us excited to do dad stories and they're as good as you

would imagine. Dads are fun. Dads are fun and unpredictable. Let's see. Oh yeah yeah I'm

just trying to see if there's anything that can't be heard on here.

Yeah, there's some really funny ones. Yeah, yeah, they're all good. They're all good. No one I don't think you'll puke during any of these. I guess that's all in it.

Well, one has blood, but it's okay.

If someone pukes because they hear about blood,

I'm not, I don't feel very responsible for.

That's fair.

But like, pooty talk, bodily fluids other than,

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