Welcome, welcome to Armed Chair Anonymous. I'm Dan Rutherford and I'm joined by the

Minister of Waterfalls. Sorry y'all, it's been a long day and we've reached that slap happy point.

We have. We just finished recording some armchair anonymously.

We did. But these that you're about to listen to are really fun.

They're really fun. There's one in here that Monica really

lost her shit on which was so fun. You could not... Because the visual...

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's so good.

This is, of course, crazy gym stories.

And by God, some crazy shit goes down at gyms

and you're about to hear it.

Also, happy new year. Also, happy new year.

Yes, happy new year to you.

That's the reason we did this sort of,

because it's often people's resolution to go to the gym.

Yes, if you go to a public gym gym you're very mad right now. Yeah.

Also a meaning suck this time of year is standing room only it's a bunch of people

are only going to do it for three days.

I wish they would do it for longer.

Yeah, me too.

And of course everyone's welcome and come try it.

But it is interesting when you have like a home group or a group of people

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