Armchair Anonymous: Bad Dates

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Umbrella

Tv & Film, Music, Comedy

4.6 • 68.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Dax and Monica talk to Armcherries! In today's episode, Armcherries tell us about a really bad date.

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0:00.0	Wonderie Plus subscribers can listen to Armchair Expert early and ad free right now.
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0:14.3	Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous.
0:17.0	I'm Dax Shepard.
0:17.7	I'm joined by Monica Batman.
0:19.0	Hi.
0:19.5	Today we're going to hear about bad dates. Scary. Something, you and I both have had very few of, because I didn't really date. I never took people out to dinner and all that stuff. Yeah, which is weird. Well, you did. No, I just met people out, and then I would hang out with them. I didn't have any money to go on a date.
0:38.0	You took Bree out to IHop or something. I took her to Denny's on Thanksgiving and my mom paid. Yeah. So that's a date. She said it's Thanksgiving, you can take the credit card and go have Thanksgiving dinner at Denny's. Yeah, that's cute. Okay, but we're going to hopefully hear about some I can't wait. And I think I'm going to feel validated about my lack of dating.
0:38.8	Right, like that you've made the right to do. Okay, but we're going to hopefully hear about some horrendous dates. I can't wait. And I think I'm going to feel validated about my lack of dating.
0:57.2	Right, like that you've made the right decision.
0:58.9	Yeah.
0:59.1	I know.
0:59.4	We'll have to do a great date's prompt to bring you back to the middle.
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