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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Bad Dates II

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Umbrella

Tv & Film, Comedy, Music

4.669.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2026

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Dax and Monica talk to Armcherries! In today's episode, Armcherries tell us about a really bad date.

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0:00.0

Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous.

0:02.7

I'm Dax Shepherd. I'm joined by Monica Padman. Today, we have, tell us about a really bad date. Oh, no. There's a lot of bad dates out there. There are a lot more bad dates than good ones. I don't know. I don't have the data on that. There are. I can only speak anecdotally. I've had mostly only good dates.

0:22.1

I mean,

0:22.4

definitely if I add up the bad experiences versus good, it's very, very positive.

0:27.7

You can't include dates with the partners.

0:31.4

This is dates.

0:32.5

Well, they started as dates, no.

0:34.3

You can count those.

0:36.0

Yeah.

0:36.6

But you can't count once you guys are together. Yeah.

0:41.0

Okay. I'm just saying I've been out with people. For the most part, it's been fun. It doesn't mean I, like, want to go the distance with them. Yeah. But I haven't had like a girl like, you know, saw on her teeth at the table or on her phone or I mean grand I've dated in 20 years but yeah things have

0:55.8

changed yeah there's a lot of phone action anyways everything happens in this please enjoy bad

1:00.1

dates part two

1:01.1

all times come and go good times take them slow.

1:13.8

My life, I had them both.

1:20.0

I've got to know, I'm going to keep on shining.

1:23.1

Hello.

1:24.8

Hi, is this Bailey?

1:26.2

It is.

1:26.9

How are you?

1:31.6

Good. And right behind you, there's some clues. You have some very elementary stuff happening.

1:35.7

The question is, do you like, and this says apples, oranges, bananas?

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