Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous.

I'm Doug Fairbanks and I'm joined by May West.

Hello.

I'm May.

Before we kick off this episode, I want to tell the listeners, the cherries, the prompts for next month.

Let's do it. The prompts are as follows. This is my popular demand. It arose from the episode on Great Hospitality and that is tell us your

meat cute and people were downright offended that I didn't think that was a

ubiquitous term. Yeah.

Yeah, they were.

And it was your idea.

No one wanted to do it.

People shut down, people meaning you, shut down the idea of doing me cute and then the cherries spoke.

Yes, so I hope this will be one example that I do listen and that...

Yes, and it is a democracy. I listen to you quite a bit as well.

So it is still democratic in nature.

And so I've been overpowered, vetoed by the cherries.

So tell us about your meat cube. Tell us about a crazy gym story.

Something that happened at the gym. Love gym stories. Everyone's pretty vulnerable at the

gym. They're in very thin clothes and they're doing weird stuff in front of each other.

Injuries right for a crazy story.

Third, tell us about a wild holiday vacation.

Wild holiday vacation.

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