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Hello, Bugleers, and welcome to issue 4,232 of the Bugle audio newspaper for a visual world.

I am Andy Zoltzman here in the shed of immutable veracity as the United Kingdom tentatively.

Emerges into the second half of the reign of Queen Elizabeth, the unquenchably Jubilee

Shus.

And to mark the beginning of the new inter-dubileziootic phase in this country's life as we wait

for the 71st anniversary celebrations next year, I've had my scalp surgically treated so

my hair and hairline matched the glorious ponzier of the Queen herself.

My larynx has also been fully Elizabeth, so I sound exactly like the greatest British

monarch of my life.

Oh hang on, no.

I can't just look like I normally do, let me check my mirror.

And my hair also looks the same as on other, there's been a terrible mix up in the ordering

process.

I've got a maca call, it's going to be very awkward, it'll have to wait until after the show.

Oh my go, welcome to the Bugle, it's Wednesday 8th of June, 2022.

And I'm just a few thousand short but wet miles from the United States of America, from

where both of our Bugle Co. host this week joined me from New York City, specifically

Brooklyn, it's Harry Condabolo and from San Francisco, NATO Green.

Welcome both of you from your distant hosts.

Hello Andy.

Hi.

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