Arlo's Type - Part 5
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🗓️ 21 October 2025
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Benny, good morning. |
| 0:02.0 | Come in. |
| 0:03.0 | Are you happy with the new treadmill? |
| 0:04.0 | Sorry it took a few extra weeks. |
| 0:18.0 | Apparently this was the last Pro Max in stock. |
| 0:20.0 | Well, it's not the ultra-turbo-supreme model I asked for, but... No. Benny, I'm messing with you. It's perfect. Thanks for your help. Well, aren't we back in the swing of things? We are. I've been feeling a lot better these past two weeks. Being back here full time. Thanks for sticking around. |
| 0:39.3 | Of course. I'm your right or die. Always. Morning report? Yes, please. Great. I have three updates to share. |
| 0:46.3 | Number one, Miss Papadopoulos, Kitty Scooter, Dior, Rodeo Drive. Last you spoke with her, she had asked to delay her testimony until after the fillers settle. |
| 0:55.5 | Her words, not mine. |
| 0:57.1 | But it turns out the kid who sidswiped her was the great-great-grandnephew of Christian Dior himself. |
| 1:01.9 | No way. |
| 1:03.3 | Yep. |
| 1:03.9 | They offered her a hefty store credit, so she's dropping the case. |
| 1:07.3 | Says she feels spiritually compensated. |
| 1:09.6 | Oh, but for her. |
| 1:12.8 | And to pill her double. Next. |
| 1:18.6 | Mr. Brand, you know, stunt man, silent disco, awfully promorini. Yep. Good news. Like Miss Papa's filters, the dog's owners will settle 150K. And they've offered to collaborate with Mr. |
| 1:24.9 | Brand on stunt videos for the dog's TikTok account. Say what now? The Pomeranian has 5 million followers and brand deals with both Activity yogurt and Tommy Hilfiger. What's the dog's name? I'm not telling you the dog's name. Tell me the dog's name. I won't tell you the dog's name. Pommie Hilfiger. Jesus. Giving it a punny name and putting poor Jamie Lee Curtis out of a job. That shit making yogurt should know better. Okay, Miss Millennial, Jamie Lee has an Oscar now, and she stopped shilling yogurt about a decade ago. But yes, still, tragic on both ends. Both ends, indeed. Sorry. Last but not least, this card has that giant bouquet of flowers on my desk. |
| 2:01.6 | They're both for you. |
| 2:02.6 | From? |
| 2:03.6 | Dr. Jonathan Harkness. |
| 2:06.6 | Is that your new OBGYN? |
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