Arlo's Type - Part 3
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🗓️ 14 October 2025
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | So to recap where we're at. |
| 0:14.0 | Lucy's still missing. You and Dr. Fitness keep making eyes, and all the while you're spending every day with your ex-best friend |
| 0:22.2 | and somehow not addressing what had driven you two apart? |
| 0:25.0 | I wouldn't have phrased everything as such, but yes, though all that was about to change. |
| 0:31.1 | Then tell us, what happened next? |
| 0:33.5 | Well, a week after my vital plasma therapy, I returned to my office and my assistant, Benjamin Novak, accosted me with compliments. |
| 0:44.3 | The hair, the skin, the energy, respectfully, you ate and left no crumbs. |
| 0:49.3 | I left no crumbs. |
| 0:51.3 | Period. |
| 0:52.3 | Okay. |
| 0:53.3 | Can I be real with you for a moment though? |
| 0:55.0 | Respectfully. |
| 0:56.0 | I say this in the most HR-friendly way possible. |
| 1:00.0 | You look a little too good, like filtered and face-tuned, smoothed out to the max. |
| 1:06.0 | I'm being healthy, eating well, working out, getting facials for once. |
| 1:10.0 | No filler? No? No facelift? No! All right. Well, don't mind me as I vigorously apply my $100 Moisturizer and pray for miracles. Benny, you do not need a $100 moisturizer, and I don't even pay you enough to afford that. You're gorgeous! You're obsessed with me. This is a workplace. |
| 1:32.4 | Respectfully. You know the $10 bottles at CVS do pretty much the same thing. |
| 1:38.0 | I can't have a guy over surely rummaging through my toiletries post-coital, only to discover my CVS knockoffs. Really? We went from no crumbs to post-coital. I really don't understand your generation. |
| 1:47.3 | Arlo, it's different for the gays. By 30 we qualify for AARP. They're going to put me in a home for geriatric |
| 1:53.2 | twinks. It doesn't have to be that way. Be the change you want to see in the world. |
| 1:58.1 | Okay, Chapel Rhone. More like Gandhi. Oh, I love his music. Point is, I get that you came of age in a time that was all about social trends, TikTok dances, and highlight reels. But real life is not a highlight reel. And while every guy out there may seem to have six-pack abs and poreless skin. The truth is, everyone has pores, and only two |
| 2:19.2 | percent of men have a six-pack. How do you know that? I googled it once. Benny, please. The best |
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