0:00.0	Forever!
0:02.0	Go!
0:05.0	Warning said the Lord to uncharismatic creationist Ken Ham.
0:10.0	Thou must recreateeth Noah's Ark in Kentucky and make it full of dinosaurs,
0:17.0	depressed animatronics doing chores and unlimited soda refills.
0:22.0	If thou st faileth, the earth shall be smoten, and lo can built this Ark.
0:29.0	And it was bad.
0:31.0	Today, the Ark encounter on a special Easter podcast The Ride.
0:38.0	A most mournful, good Friday to everyone.
1:01.0	Welcome to Podcast The Ride, a show hosted by three very good men,
1:06.0	much like Noah's sons, Shem Ham and Jepith,
1:10.0	were the Shem Ham and Jepith of podcasting.
1:13.0	I'm the Shem Scott Gardner.
1:16.0	I guess, I don't know, well, Jepith is closest to Jason, so Jason is Jepith.
1:23.0	You know, I thought I was a given for Ham, but I guess...
1:27.0	Oh, what am I saying?
1:29.0	He was right there.
1:31.0	We've been doing this podcast for years now and you didn't.
1:34.0	That's the lowest hanging foot I've ever heard.
1:36.0	That's a good ham.
1:38.0	There's an evil ham today that's gonna come up a lot.
1:42.0	Oh, that's right.
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