This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

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It's Wednesday the 27th of June, and who goes to Buckingham Palace?

Dave Beckham.

Dave, for what reason? I've got no idea.

Well, I mean, he's not getting a knighthood, but he was there for a royal reception.

I've got no idea, because he was there with Nicola Adams and loads of other people,

and then Davy Boy turns up, and you can't quite work.

What the Queen must be thinking is, who in God's name is this tattooed person?

And it's not the first time that he's met the Queen. What he was doing there, I've got no idea.

But I've noticed that when he doesn't do posy, posy pictures, he's a little bit odd looking.

So maybe not as exciting as we thought. David Beckham doting over his niece, Peggy, joins his newly single sister Joanne.

Apparently it's like somebody to be proud of now.

You know, the marriage is collapsed, so she's newly singles.

That means she's on the market.

And this was at Sandra's 69th birthday celebration.

So Dave was there again.

And they freely give all these pictures out to everybody who's remotely interested. Brooklyn Beckham, looking casually cool. We didn't really work, does he? What does he do now? He was attending a Michael Jackson exhibition. What for? What God's name are you there for, dear? The National Portrait Gallery. The Photographer in the Making, that's what they've noticed. They can't think of any other title for him, apart from Waste of Space. And so he's a photographer in the

making. He didn't bother dressing up for it quite clearly because you don't when you like that.

And then the wags were united. Of course, they are wags, and that's why Rebecca Vardy was there,

and that's why she's been told to keep her mouth shut, because she is a wag.

Whether she likes it or not. Unfortunately, she looked the oldest out of the group there, whether she is or not, I don't know.

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