Arielle Vandenberg | Thick Hair, Real Boobs And The WAP!
Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe
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🗓️ 12 May 2026
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
#944. This episode started as a simple game… and somehow turned into a full conversation about WAP’s!
Arielle Vandenberg is back, and instead of behaving like adults, they play a “don’t spit out your water” challenge using the most random things they could find in their houses. Kaitlyn kicks it off by pulling out testosterone cream for her dry puss… which is exactly how we learn Arielle is, well… thriving. Must be nice.
From there it’s just chaos—spit takes, unhinged reveals, Two Truths and a Lie, a quick Bieber Fever throwback, a mini Val-from-DWTS spiral, and at some point, someone is forced to text “the rash went away…” to a very unsuspecting contact.
It’s ridiculous, it’s unfiltered, and it fully feels like you’re eavesdropping on two friends who should not be left alone with microphones.
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Arielle Vandenberg is back, and instead of behaving like adults, they play a “don’t spit out your water” challenge using the most random things they could find in their houses. Kaitlyn kicks it off by pulling out testosterone cream for her dry puss… which is exactly how we learn Arielle is, well… thriving. Must be nice.
From there it’s just chaos—spit takes, unhinged reveals, Two Truths and a Lie, a quick Bieber Fever throwback, a mini Val-from-DWTS spiral, and at some point, someone is forced to text “the rash went away…” to a very unsuspecting contact.
It’s ridiculous, it’s unfiltered, and it fully feels like you’re eavesdropping on two friends who should not be left alone with microphones.
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EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS:
- (1:02) Why we’re suddenly thirsting over Val from DWTS
- (19:52) We start the “don’t laugh” game… chaos immediately
- (41:34) The punishment: texting “the rash went away…” to the wrong person 😭
- (51:34) The most unhinged Two Truths and a Lie yet
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Off the Vine is brought to you by Bowlin Branch. Sleep cooler this summer with |
| 0:04.9 | Boland Branch. Get 15% off your first order plus free shipping at bollandbranch.com slash Vine15 with code |
| 0:12.9 | Vine15. Fabletics. Shop now at Fabletics.com slash OTV to get 70 to 80% off everything when you |
| 0:20.2 | sign up as a new VIP. |
| 0:22.1 | Merit Beauty. |
| 0:22.8 | Right now, Merit Beauty is offering our listeners their signature makeup bag with your first order at |
| 0:27.8 | M-E-R-I-T Beauty.com. |
| 0:30.7 | And Progressive. |
| 0:31.5 | Visit progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance. |
| 0:39.1 | You're listening to Off the Vine with Caitlin Bristow. |
| 0:44.1 | Hey everybody, welcome to Off the Vine. |
| 0:45.7 | I'm your host, Caitlin Bristow. |
| 0:47.0 | And today, you can't see what's on the table right now, but we do a game where we just |
| 0:52.3 | pick random objects out of my house and |
| 0:54.9 | try and make each other laugh. And if you could see the table, you would notice that there's water |
| 0:58.2 | all over it and some creams that I'm not proud of. You'll see what I mean soon. Ariel Vandenberg is on |
| 1:05.9 | the podcast. And as per usual, we just made it weird. Literally nothing, like nothing happened. No. Besides, my row shoes are ruined and your coffee table and all your magazines are ruined. Yeah, and they'll find out why. But they will laugh. Yeah. If anything. Yeah. If anything, you're going to chuckle. My stomach still hurts from laughing and I feel exhausted like I need a nap just from laughing so hard. |
| 1:27.6 | I feel you. Same. I'm still shaking. I'm shivering. Yeah. And we learned that Ariel lost her beaver fever. |
| 1:31.8 | Okay. I hope you enjoy it. No. Delete that. Delete. |
| 1:36.9 | I don't know if we've ever talked about this on the podcast before. Okay. But I get the Val thing now. |
| 1:42.7 | That he's hot. Well, yeah. Val's hot. Okay. You're like, duh. Yeah. Val from Dancing with the Stars. I don't remember when we were talking about this. Were we talking about it on camera or off? It was at your birthday dinner or Kat's birthday dinner. Wait, whose birthday was that? I don't remember. We were at Kattenworth's house. |
| 2:02.6 | Oh, yeah, it was Kat's birthday dinner. Yeah, and we were, and we were just dancing in the kitchen a little bit. Right. And then we started talking about how hot the dancing with the stars people are. And we were like, Danielle, duh. Yeah. It's so hot. I mean, Emma, hello. Like all of our friends are on the show |
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