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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Ariel Dumas has never seen Newsies

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7687 Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2020

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Ariel Dumas has never seen Newsies, but she rewrote it, and we read her script. Ariel (writer, Late Night with Colbert) joins Kyle and Rebecca to read (and sing!) Ariel’s incredible script, talk musicals, play games, and more. They develop the “corny to horny scale” to rate musicals, play some KyleDadTrailer, and more! Thank you all for listening, find us on patreon (patreon.com/neverseenit), and instagram slash twitter (@neverseenitshow).  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,

0:09.0

this is never seen it.

0:14.0

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

0:20.0

Hey, what is up?

0:22.4

On this week's episode, well, first, thanks for being here.

0:25.5

Thank you for being here.

0:26.7

This week's episode is insanity.

0:29.1

It's so fun.

0:30.5

Ariel Dumas, who writes for Stephen Colbert at the Late Show, she has never seen newsies,

0:36.3

but she rewrote it, and we read her script. Super

0:39.9

producer Rebecca is here with us. We sing, sort of. Ariel sings. I'm there. This is so funny.

0:50.5

I mean, I'm so excited for this episode. Rarely have I wished as much as I do for this that I knew how to make cartoons.

0:58.1

Ariel Dumas has never seen newsies, but she rewrote it and we read her script. I mean, you know, thank you for being here and thank you for listening.

1:06.5

I know you're going to love this. I'm so excited about it. I put the little pop filter on my microphone before I recorded this intro.

1:15.6

That's how excited I am.

1:18.6

But we're still putting stuff out.

1:20.5

Thank you for being here.

1:21.8

If you want to get episodes early or some bonus stuff, we have a Patreon.

1:30.3

We get no ads and episodes are uncut on there and also some some bonus stuff like kyle catches up where i watch things i haven't seen

1:35.1

and talk about them big stuff like that uh that is patreon dot com slash never seen it we're also on

1:40.6

discord which is very new for me but fun we got a lot of fans on there. Got like 100 some people hanging out on there. So if you're on Discord, find us on there. I mean, basically go to Instagram or Twitter, never seen its show. We got links in there. That'll take you to the Discord. I don't know how to promote a Discord. But it's fun. And find Instagram, Twitter, all that. I got merch. I got some stickers now that say, uh, um, I have guessed what movie trailer, Kyle's dad was describing having only watched a trailer, never having heard of the movie. I got stickers for the game. Find those. It's all cheap. All that stuff. Twitter, Instagram.

2:18.9

I got links in the bios.

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