Arie's Season: Ep 11: Arie, the Ancient Aint Shit Piece of Shit

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4.8 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2018

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

At last! The finale of The Bachelor 22, featuring the worst Bachelor in the history of the universe. Every last one of these women dodged a bullet and Arie chose his one true Becky in the end, after a web of lies, deceit, and a TOTALLY unnecessary phone call to ABC producers to come and film this mess.

We discuss:

Arie and Lauren's bullshit "love"
The indecisive Luyendyk gene
The emptiness of Arie's brain
The trifling proposal
The sociopathic breakup

And more!

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0:00.0	We don't treat ourselves with a meal out.
0:05.4	The Amex Platinum card, with 300 pound global dining credit every year,
0:09.2	you can eat at the restaurants you've always wanted to try.
0:12.2	Representative 704.6% APR variable.
0:15.0	Selected restaurants only, annual fee, terms apply 18 plus, subject to approval.
0:20.0	Attention all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.
0:31.0	So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas. your
0:33.6	in-in-law's this Christmas.
0:36.6	Trains, now on Uber.
0:38.4	T's and C's apply.
0:39.4	Check the Uber app. up. All right, we're recording.
0:57.0	Gondam recording.
1:00.0	Jesus.
1:01.0	Is that the black ass recording?
1:03.0	Hello everybody, what's going on?
1:06.0	Welcome to two black girls, one rose.
1:09.0	Where two black-ass girls invade the whitest show on her.
1:14.8	What's that mmm?
1:16.2	I can't finish.
1:17.4	Mm-hmm.
1:19.4	I'm Natasha and I'm Justine. Oh my God we are a full bottle of fancy French rosé wine that somebody gave us.
1:30.0	We are down with that bottle. Yeah. And we just finished watching the finale and
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