Arie Doesn't Have a Small Wiener

Bad TV | A Reality TV Recap Podcast Program

Dylan Wrenn

Tv & Film

4.6 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2018

⏱️ 67 minutes

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THE SEASON HAS BEGUN! Pat, Nick and Dylan sit down to chat the first episode of The Bachelor and all the hot topics like that monster Chelsea, the 80's hit? One of the Guys, tits and bones, crack use, Betty Boop as well as the leading names in Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. This episode is brought to you by TruTV's Pickin Fights with Freaking People. Enjoy!

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0:00.0	Excitement makes you excited to be alive? I mean yeah like adrenaline
0:04.7	adrenaline I guess you know like I'm a race car driver so I like I get it I'd say
0:10.0	the other thing would just be like pizza I had a retarded cousin named Michael
0:18.2	Delamalica said that we weren't going to use the hour. He was retarded and he pronounced pizza.
0:25.0	Pisa.
0:26.0	Well, maybe he did.
0:27.0	Ari doesn't.
0:28.0	You know what are the three things that excite me?
0:31.0	A woman, of course. Yes, the violence of the octagon, yes.
0:36.2	In dinosaurs. Oh, Oh my gosh, hi there hello, welcome to another brand spanking new episode of another bachelor podcast.
1:05.0	My name's Dylan and I'm saddled up next to one real Nicholas Davis.
1:08.0	I'm about to be a dog off a leash. What's going on everybody?
1:11.0	What's going on everybody?
1:12.0	What? I'm really excited and now we're in the stew.
1:15.0	I'm the glass, producer Irish, Patrick, Hickey.
1:20.0	That's me. My first impression is a bunch of ass-load of basic bitches with fried voices.
1:26.0	That's how I'm starting.
1:28.0	Can you not start like that?
1:30.0	Can you say something different? I am so excited about this show and hanging out with my buddies.
1:35.0	The new season is upon us.
1:38.0	We have a new season of the Bachelor and you know what that means, Pat?
1:42.0	What? We have a new bachelor it's a very
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