It's a nice money plant. That's what this is, right?

No, it's a Tom Schwartz. It's from Tom.

Is that from Tom? Yeah. And it absolutely is like a real plant.

It's thriving. Okay. It's thriving in the dark. Wait, this is bizarre.

We're talking about a plant that is in our studio right now, and I'm confused by it because, first of all, I don't remember him bringing us a plant, but that sounds like something he would do.

And it's giant.

Was it smaller before maybe I think it's probably grown a bit I don't know Cassie are you the one taking care of it because I just got a plant and murdered it within five days so do you want to come help me of mine I have to be so honest Allison kept it alive and since they've left I have done nothing okay and. And it's just thriving. It does need. Maybe it wants to be left alone. Because look at all these new like leaves that are coming in. Like this thing is. Well, I imagine these lights probably help stimulate some growth. I don't know. Mine curdled like milk. I bring them into my home and they're immediately like, kha-da-ra-da-da-la. Like they all have, okay, so I don't know. Mine curdled like milk. I bring them into my home and they're immediately like,

Karaara. So, blah, blah, like they all have, okay, so I don't know. Some plants when you, they sell them to you are almost like meant, they're like, they're like, we're just going to sell these to people knowing they're going to die. Yeah. Hey, guys. Ariana Maddox, welcome to disrespectfully. Hi.

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Okay, so here's the thing, because you are almost a botanist. You're very good with plants. When he gave it to me, he said, they all say this. It's a lie. It's like every time I go to a tarot reader or a psychic, they're like, you're going to meet the love your life tomorrow. And I'm like, where? He's like, this is so easy to keep alive, but I have limited options because toxic to cats.

So this one, it was pretty. It was not toxic to cats. He was like water, you know, once every other week. And it started to look wilted. So I was like, oh, maybe you need a little water. Oh. He even said it needed filtered water, which I was like, this is the most L.A. thing I've ever heard my fucking life. But I did. I did filtered water and the next day

she was gone. He even said it needed filtered water, which I was like, this is the most L.A. thing I've ever heard my fucking life.

But I did. I did filtered water. And the next day, she was gone. So I've, I've definitely been the person that's overwater plants and then they die. The advice that people give that I think is kind of the best is just sort of forget about it until it looks a little thirsty, until the soil is like real dusty and dry. Yeah. Sometimes I feel like the best thing to do is to leave it alone. Yeah. No, I should apparently, but then again, it dies either way. So maybe I'm the problem. You need to get, well, I don't know, is snake plant or is a sanseveria, I guess, is like the, are they toxic to cats? Because I cannot kill those. Yeah, they will. They literally will fight, like they will not die. It's called a snake plant. Yeah. They're like they mother-in-law's tongue or Sanseveria. Yes. Toxic to plant. So that's the thing. I'm like, apparently the only ones that are not toxic to cats are also very easy to kill.

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