Aria asks: What if monsters were made of carpet?

What If World - Stories for Kids

Eric O'Keeffe / What If World LLC

Kids & Family, Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Stories For Kids

4.5 • 6.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2019

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Cthunkle, Squiderella, and Scully think they have to scare chickens in order to get eggs from them. Could there be a better way? Find out in this EXTRA whacky April Fools’ story. Lessons include: Kindness and cooperation can be a lot more effective than being loud and scary; Messing with technology you don’t understand can be dangerous. Join our Patreon for Ad-Free stories, a Shout-Out on the show, bonus audio, a better chance of having your question answered, and more! patreon.com/whatifworld Subscribe to What If World wherever you listen: link.chtbl.com/whatifworld. Share questions via Twitter @whatifworldpod, Facebook @whatifworldpodcast, Instagram @whatifworldpodcast, or email whatifworldpodcast@gmail.com What If World is made by Eric O’Keeffe with help from Karen O'Keeffe. Our theme song is by Craig Martinson and our podcast art is by Jason O’Keefe. Additional songs and sound effects from audioblocks.com. This week’s art is a mashup by Karen of works by VoPo and Hextrust Additional songs and sound effects from audioblocks.com.

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0:59.6	What if kittens put the clock in
1:07.2	What if you
1:11.5	What if you could fly or travel back in time?
1:15.8	Welcome you to what if world
1:20.9	What if world this is what if world
1:28.9	Hey
1:31.1	Hey there folks and welcome front to what if world this I'm sorry did did I say front? Oh
1:37.9	Boy it must be April fools again
1:41.4	I'm mr. Eric your host and April fools likes to play tricks on me
1:47.7	But not this year this year we're gonna start off with a nice
1:52.5	Normal question from Arya
1:54.5	Hi mr. Eric my name is Arya and I like horses
2:00.6	My wife's sister is what if monsters were made up carbon it eats that you took it hurt it cuz you're keeping for sticking out
2:11.3	Wow Arya I love that question. I actually really like that. It's quite unusual
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