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Punch Drunk Sports

Ari Shaffir talks Mitzi memorial, jizzing in pools

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8904 Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2018

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Ari Shaffir joined us on this week's Super Secret Pod to discuss the Mitzi Shore memorial, Troy Aikman's elusiveness, jizzing in Steve Rannazzisi's swimming pool, and a lot more.
To hear the rest of this episode, and many more like it, visit www.patreon.com/punchdrunksports.
Past guests include Joe Rogan, Bert Kreischer (again), Pauly Shore, Tom Segura, Bobby Lee, Brody Stevens, Don Barris, Jason Ellis, Bryan Callen, Brian Redban, Josh Barnett, Brendan Schaub, Steve Rannazzisi, Tait Fletcher, and many, many others.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Gotta leave town got another appointment. But now this is that's not a

0:13.8

God bless her God bless her

0:18.3

what do we even keep it open for

0:20.1

been gone for a decade.

0:21.2

Yeah yeah yeah one time Don described it, you know, we're doing the back and

0:25.3

Don's late night thing and you know everybody feels free to get a lot questions and

0:29.7

then as we do it in the back audience members can get a little rambunctious and somebody goes

0:35.2

it's always late night so it's always an ozzy they're like hey what's up with midsy and he goes

0:40.2

midsy's pretty much a head in a shoebox at this point and that was six seven years ago and I always laughed at a head in a shoe box. Oh you missed it with Don's TV

0:49.8

Should you hear for John's speech yesterday? Oh yeah, I, I saw almost most of the OR and then I left.

0:55.2

Okay.

0:56.2

I mean that thing started at 10-ish.

0:57.5

It started a little late.

0:58.6

So late, the OR.

0:59.6

I just mean the OR.

1:00.5

Yeah, but they were gonna start at the same time.

1:01.6

I was like, Illinois. That's so dumb. Let go fucking the main there. There shouldn't be two things anyway.

1:05.5

I was talking to Eric about it and I go, you know, on paper I get how this looked,

1:09.6

but what you should have done was like back to back shows in the fucking main room because

1:13.4

then no one has to leave there's only five six but they were worried there were

1:16.8

going to be seven or eight hundred people here because of the RSVPs and that's why

1:20.7

they split it up like that and then only like 600 showed 500 showed

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