Ari Shaffir's Epic Journey: I'm Baaaack w/ Guest Host Tom Segura | You Be Trippin' with Ari Shaffir

You Be Trippin'

Ari Shaffir

Places & Travel, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 826 Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2026

⏱️ 85 minutes

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The End is Ari's new storytelling show! It's almost here! Premieres April 16 on https://theend.ymhstudios.com/. Presale pricing starts TODAY, only available for a short time! You get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $24.99. Follow Tom Segura on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/seguratom/ SPONSORS: - Same night out — way better morning with Cheers. For a limited time our listeners are getting 20% off their entire order by using code TRIPPIN at https://CheersHealth.com #Cheers #ad On this week's episode of You Be Trippin', Ari Shaffir returns from his 7 month backpacking trip through Central and South America with insane stories and more hair. Tom Segura interviews Ari about his route from Mexico to Brazil. Along the way, Ari gets himself into a sketchy situation on Colombia, refused entry into Nicaragua, and cleansed of a curse in Peru. Tom and Ari also share a big announcement! Salud! You Be Trippin' Ep. 111 https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir https://www.instagram.com/youbetrippinpod https://arishaffir.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:08 - Big Announcement! 00:07:19 - Ari's Back from His Big Trip 00:11:41 - Beaches and Baseball 00:28:39 - Ari's Route 00:36:06 - Medellin Sketchy Guy 00:43:14 - Peruvian Witch 00:57:26 - Packing & Carnaval 01:03:10 - Favorites 01:23:21 - Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	There are times in life when you just have to wait and see.
0:03.0	Like waiting to see if your team will finally win the title.
0:07.0	Waiting nine long months to see if it's a boy or a girl.
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0:38.3	They're fucking up with the full forest service. Get them. This is me. Ah, please don't. What of these is a squirting one and one is not? This makes me know I want to have sex. They're so scared of trans people. So we don't really have the angry N-word. And I'm like, you're not black! Pussy is like pizza. It's a nighttime activity.
0:54.3	I'll give you your own, Jesus Christ.
0:56.3	Do it! inward. And I'm like, you're not black. Pussy is like pizza. It's a nighttime activity.
0:54.7	It would give you, you know, Jesus Christ. Do it!
0:57.7	Fucking do it! So that's my trip. And now for the exciting conclusion of UB. Triven.
1:05.4	Part two, uh, in a week or two or three.
1:10.8	About everybody.
1:11.9	Yeah.
1:12.6	All right.
1:12.8	Should we roll?
1:14.3	Yeah.
1:14.9	Let's go for it.
1:15.6	I'd have to try this twice.
1:16.3	All right.
1:16.9	Where you've been and where you're going.
1:19.9	This is our race travel show.
1:22.3	Yeah.
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