ARI SHAFFIR Retires!

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.9 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Are You Garbage is back with Ari Shaffir for his retirement party! You Know Ari Shaffir from Stand Up Comedy, Protect Our Parks, the Joe Rogan Experience, You Be Trippin, This is Not Happening, Kill Tony, 2 Bears 1 Cave, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, The Tucker Carlson Show and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Better Help: Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/GARBAGE Pestie: For 10% off your order, go to https://pestie.com/ayg Square: Get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at https://square.com/go/garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Wait, hold on, before you sip, I have a toast.
0:03.7	There are good ships.
0:11.0	Let me take this from the top.
0:14.0	Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage?
0:19.3	The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.
0:28.1	Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
0:33.6	Hey, everybody out there.
0:35.3	And welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.
0:37.6	This is R.U. Garbage. Hey. It's that little show, we back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is RU Gurbidge.
0:39.1	Hey!
0:39.7	It's that little show, we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find it after a group to be classy. Yeah. Just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash. I'm your host, Dave Trulley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in a new edition. she's out in the living room watching a little QVC
0:36.4	with a side of DMT
0:38.7	Okay
0:39.3	So who knows what's back here at Tootie's in a new edition. She's out in the living room watching a little QVC.
0:54.8	Okay.
0:55.3	With a side of DMT.
0:57.2	Okay.
0:57.7	So who knows what's going to be showing up at the house?
1:00.0	My new co-host is coming at you from right next to me.
1:04.6	Hobo Jones, everybody.
1:06.4	That's my boy Cracker Jack.
1:09.6	What we call it?
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