Ari Shaffir, Mean Girls, and Thanksgiving Eve

KFC Radio

Barstool Sports

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 17.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2018

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Ari Shaffir stopped by the studio one day removed from #SoberOctober. He might have still been drunk and handed out edibles. He told us about how he cheated on a typing test to pass and journalism class, why Bert Kreischer is a horrible human being and what Joe Rogan smells like. John went to another musical but he's still not gay. Voicemails include: why can't I use a wheelchair, and getting banned from a school you don't go to.

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0:00.0	Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple podcast, Spotify or YouTube.
0:06.6	Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music.
0:09.9	Today's episode of KFC Radio, like every other one for the holiday season is brought to you by Tommy John.
0:14.6	I'm wearing my Tommy John's right now.
0:16.0	I got three new pairs, which means I'm three.
0:18.8	Yeah.
0:19.2	Oh, you took an extra pair.
0:20.2	I did.
0:20.4	I did.
0:20.8	I got two.
0:21.5	Well, there was an uneven number and it was like one for me, one for you.
0:24.6	One for you, one for you, one for me.
0:25.8	Well, look at that for stuff.
0:27.4	So I had two to begin with.
0:28.8	I have three, you know what that means?
0:30.0	I have a full work week.
0:31.4	Now I have a full work week's worth Tommy John's weight just this week or every work week.
0:36.5	What do you mean?
0:37.2	I have five.
0:37.8	So I can, you know, rotation that shipment comes to the full work week.
0:42.2	No, no, no, no, I have two.
0:43.7	I have two others already.
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