Ari Shaffir in NO FLY LIST

Duncan Trussell Family Hour

Philosophy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.8 • 11.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2013

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Ari Shaffir returns to the DTFH and rages against the machine.

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0:00.0	It's Valentine's Day. Your heart is pumping.
0:03.0	Flowers are blooming and the rabbits are jumping.
0:06.0	Give some flowers right a little note.
0:09.0	If you were in 5th century Rome, you'd kill two dogs and a goat.
0:12.0	Roll their blood on a version's forehead.
0:15.0	Dress like the G-Wolf Lupercalea, who nursed human kids on her wolf milk.
0:21.0	I worship her, the great wolf goddess.
0:24.0	I whip myself in an honor of her power.
0:27.0	Lupercalea, worship Lupercalea.
0:30.0	Lupercalea, worship Lupercalea.
0:33.0	Pay for the meal. Give her a little kiss.
0:36.0	Tell her you love her and it's her you miss.
0:39.0	Lupercalea, worship Lupercalea.
0:42.0	Lupercalea, worship Lupercalea.
0:45.0	Lupercalea, worship Lupercalea.
0:48.0	Hello, and Happy Valentine's Day.
0:51.0	Oh, sweet, wonderful souls trapped in ham.
0:54.0	Thank you for tuning into the Duncan Trussel family hour.
0:56.0	You just listened to Valentine's Day by the cranberry twins from their album,
1:01.0	Songs of the Black Lady.
1:03.0	We have a great podcast for you today, but first, let's do some business.
1:07.0	I'm going, going, going, going, going to take a pic.
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