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Fitzdog Radio

Ari Shaffir - Episode 987

Fitzdog Radio

Greg Fitzsimmons

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.74.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2023

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Ari Shaffir regales us with stories from his recent trip (sans cell phone) to Guatemala for 3 weeks. We talk about going to a football game in Dallas in December and end it with a bang. You may want to watch the video on YouTube. FITZDOG RADIO is sponsored by BetterHelp.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's up people? It's me. It's your host, the guy that you are hoping would be here when you turn down the podcast, Greg Fitzsimmons.

0:18.5

Sebastian is my middle name. It was, uh, I chose it as my confirmation name when I was about 13.

0:25.1

When you're Catholic, you have to get confirmed and you get to choose any saint's name.

0:31.6

And I chose Sebastian because he was a saint. There was a martyr.

0:35.7

He was tied to a tree in Rome and shot full of arrows and he would not renounce Jesus Christ his savior.

0:42.4

He would not stop believing that there was this guy that floated into the heavens and was taking care of his life.

0:50.8

Meanwhile, he died of arrows. So, uh, best I could come up with.

0:56.5

It was also a giant sheep dog that lived at the end of my street named Sebastian might have had something to do with it.

1:04.0

Today's episode is Ari Shafir and I highly suggest you watch this episode.

1:11.7

Not just to see our beautiful faces, but at the, uh, there's a little bit of a, there's a moment you might want to catch on video.

1:18.8

That's all I'll say. And yeah, I got some big announcements coming about the show, by the way.

1:25.8

They're very exciting and I think you will like. So that's coming in the next couple weeks.

1:31.1

In the meantime, let's talk about this fucking rain.

1:34.3

I don't know if you've read the news, but in California, it is raining, baby.

1:38.6

Coming down hard. We don't get much rain and everything's flooded.

1:43.1

All the streets are flooded. I'm, I'm driving my Prius through these pools that I'm afraid are going to short out

1:48.7

the fucking battery.

1:50.2

Um, but it's fun.

1:53.1

People are losing their shit.

1:55.4

Um, we also got a football season is wrapping up.

2:01.3

This was the last week in the regular season.

2:03.9

And I don't know if you followed the whole, uh, Demar Hamlin thing.

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