Let's head on out to the Betqel guest hotline, say good morning to Ari Schaffir comedian.

He'll be in Washington, D.C. at Capitol Turnaround to record his new special on April 26th and 27th for tickets go to

Ari Fear.com backslash tour for more info.

Ari it's been a while man have you been.

Yeah, dude it's been a while yeah It's good to have you, man.

I just went out to the Capitol Turnaround.

I think it was last month for a comedy show that, that's a really cool venue and I've been sleeping

on it.

I didn't even know it was there until I went cool venue and that's where you're going to be

Recording your new special in just a few days

Yeah, I had no idea about my mom. I told this was don't go out at night

like mom it's different there now.

I know it used to be like don't stop a red light but it's hilarious

by the way Ari Ari, did you play golf at Maryland or is that just somebody goofing on your Wikipedia page?

I was a women's practice player for the Maryland basketball team,

but I played golf at

yeshiva university so and then I switched to Maryland.

Oh really?

So you did play it?

You did play at Maryland or no?

No. No. No. So you played at your first college. First college, okay. Yeah, but it was pretty much anyone with a bag could be on the team. Right, okay. You don't know what to believe on wiki because it says you played on the

University's NCAA golf team in 1995. Wow let it spread it

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