Ari Shaffir-206-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2014

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Ari Shaffir AKA Airey Schaeffer is in the building. Sure he put some loose change we had lying around in his pocket, but we still enjoyed his company. Did you ever hear the joke that if we want to win a war we should just send gangbangers to fight them because they love shooting people anyway? Yeah, that's happening. Some OG Sorenos from the 818 are droppin dimes on fools in Syria and the audio is amazing. We have a MAJOR Dental Update - Tina had something SERIOUS done, jeans. Hear the wrath of Ari towards TSA and celebrate Tommy's new special and album. You know what we're sayin? Plus Ari's brown talk will have you cringing, possibly crying and certainly mailing him fiber bars.

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0:00.0	Yeah.
0:01.4	Yeah.
0:03.8	Yeah.
0:07.5	Yeah.
0:09.6	Yeah.
0:10.6	Yeah.
0:12.1	Around.
0:13.3	Guys, what day is it today, Tom?
0:14.9	It's Mom's Day.
0:16.0	Wednesday.
0:16.6	Mom's Day, which means it's getting very close to us being
0:19.8	at Cobbs Comedy Club in Manfredisco, California.
0:23.9	Guys, if you have a guy or tickets,
0:25.2	please get them.
0:26.1	They are going fast.
0:27.6	It's going to be a Thursday show.
0:29.7	We're getting one day closer every time
0:31.8	to being on a weekend in San Francisco.
0:34.8	We were Wednesday.
0:36.0	Then we were Thursday.
0:37.2	So we're inching towards a Friday Saturday.
0:40.3	But we'd love it up there.
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