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The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2026

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Ep895: Bryan and Krissy discuss the one guest they would never ask to return. He may not have even been a guest? In any case, no one will be surprised to hear the name! Also, John Candy was a sweet bear of man (get it? candy / sweet). Finally, BitCoin is going to zero and so is your retirement fund! So...yay!

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0:00.0	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:12.6	Wisdom of the crowd.
0:14.1	Was it like a talk show?
0:16.1	No.
0:16.3	Or are you involved the crowd?
0:18.5	It's probably a Seinfeld-like show where he, you know, he does standout.
0:21.1	He was on an episode of Seinfeld.
0:22.5	Wisdom of the Crowd show. He was. I do remember that. And he was good. He was good. Listen. Early days. Yes. Oh, Wisdom of the Crowd is a CBS Crime Jama that's aired in 2017 and 18. Jeremy Piven is a tech innovator
0:38.0	who creates crowdsourcing platform
0:39.8	called Sophie to solve crimes.
0:42.1	Sounds absolutely like a shit show.
0:44.7	I really want to watch crowdsourcing.
0:46.6	Okay, all right.
0:48.5	The next episode of the commercial break
0:51.7	starts now.
1:11.0	Oh! of the commercial break starts now. Oh, yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris and Joy Haudley. Best to you, Chris is. Best to you, Brian. Best of you out there in the podcast universe. Back at it. Up on the horse. Feeling good. How you feeling?
1:11.9	Gitty up.
1:12.5	Gitty up.
1:14.2	We got zero.
1:15.2	We got a carton of cigarettes.
1:18.2	No gas in the tank.
1:19.9	It's 100 miles to Chicago.
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