Ari Mannis

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2019

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Craig and Ari discuss girlfriends, controversial jokes, and sucking toes. Check out my new Patreon for bonus content! http://patreon.com/craigconant/

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Police!
0:03.0	Oh shit!
0:04.0	We have a hundred six zero in progress in most of each.
0:08.0	Subject is 25 and appears the shit has been.
0:11.0	Get back here!
0:14.0	Hey, what's up? This is Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:19.0	That's me.
0:22.6	Alright, fucking, you ready to get into a positive mental state?
0:29.6	Oh, is this what that says?
0:31.6	No.
0:32.6	Oh.
0:33.6	I thought you were about to get me in a pot because I'd like to get positive.
0:39.9	Yeah, Ari, we need to work on that.
0:41.0	You think I'm a negative person?
0:42.7	You're like possessed.
0:46.2	Half the time, oh man, I look so swollen.
0:46.9	I feel like... Why?
0:48.0	I just woke up.
0:49.2	Oh.
0:51.3	Are we recording?
0:52.4	Yeah.
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