Ari Asulin | The Third Story, Altered Timelines, Covert Communism, and The True Martians!
My Family Thinks I'm Crazy
Mark Steeves Jr
4.6 • 738 Ratings
🗓️ 18 March 2026
⏱️ 133 minutes
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Ari Asulin, of Paradigmthreat.net returns to the show after being one of the first fifty guests! Ari establishes the reasoning behind his timeline research and begins to illustrate key information he has gathered with the help of his AI Bots, Ari has compiled information that supports what Wal Thornhill calls Humanities Third Story, not religion or science but a salient combination of both. Ari takes us through major events in recorded history that support his theory and towards the end of our conversation explains why he thinks Martian Fiction is actually recontextualized true events! Learn more from Ari Here: https://paradigmthreat.net/
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| 0:00.0 | I've been telling everybody that I give them any shade. |
| 0:08.4 | But every time I do, my family thinks I'm crazy. |
| 0:11.0 | The hollow earth, UFOs, alien, and painting. |
| 0:13.7 | Throw it in the water, this red sky is daily. |
| 0:16.1 | When I talk about these things, they think I'm crazy. |
| 0:18.6 | There's no escaping anymore, they're able able to face I'm going out in mind control |
| 0:22.6 | the sacrifices babies |
| 0:23.6 | The end of days but anyways my baby thinks are crazy If I was to say the month changed over time, a lot of people say no, we know that never changed. |
| 0:52.8 | But there are some things that mainstream scientists noticed about the old calendar record. |
| 1:01.5 | But beyond a certain date, there is a so-called wobble. |
| 1:05.1 | The wobble in the carbon 64 actually wobbles beyond a certain period continuing into antiquity. |
| 1:13.6 | And nobody really understands what the wobble is caused by. |
| 1:16.6 | I have an article somewhere for it. |
| 1:18.6 | But anyone that reads about, you know, |
| 1:22.6 | Genoa Cook will understand immediately that if the calendar really was shorter back then, then the Carpin 14 dating |
| 1:30.5 | wobble is described by literally shorter years that are being forced into a larger year |
| 1:37.9 | database by scientists who, you know, will not accept that. And for that reason, they're overlapping. |
| 1:45.5 | The overlap's causing a wobble. |
| 1:47.1 | Well, you know, I think that's pretty convincing stuff. |
| 1:49.1 | I wouldn't even found that. |
| 1:53.5 | You just heard today's guest, researcher and compiler of information at Paradigmthreat.net, who joins me, Mystic Mark, here on the My Family |
| 2:04.9 | Pigsome Crazy podcast. |
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