This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us

So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?

No, no, no, no! Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes

What? Whoa!

Scars, look at the falling!

I'm still not looking!

And I'm not listening to my podcast. Don't want batting, mere catded!

Simple, huh?

Did you know choosing the train over your car can cut your carbon footprint by up to two thirds?

So, one family outing at a time, one little adventurer at a time,

one trip to the museum, one dinner in the city, one nap on the way home at a time.

One train journey at a time can help create a greener future.

So when will you take your next trip? Find out more at nationalrail.co.uk slash greener.

Welcome to all things internet. I am your host Rachel Bounder. This is a show where we talk about things we see on the internet that have to kind of do with the internet,

but we don't fact check or research anything. I'm here with my mom, my dog, and my dad,

but my mom's the only one that has a microphone. Say hi mom. Hi, how you doing? Great.

Fan freaking, fantastic. I would like to finish that word for me.

Happy first day of fall, or autumn, depending on where you are.

It is the first day of autumn fall. Autumn fall?

Well, okay, in America we say fall. Fall.

And for summaries in the rest of the world, it's really mad at us for that.

Really? Everyone corrects me on streams or Twitter. It's autumn.

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