Area 51 | 51
Hysteria 51
ForthHand Media
4.4 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 September 2017
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
In this very special episode of Hysteria 51 we take an introspective look back at the show over the years and the socioeconomic…hahahahah…I can’t. Nope, for our 51st episode we talk our (sorta) namesake – Area 51. What’s there? What isn’t? Do the aliens only communicate with Data from Star Trek? Plus, C-Bot compares the show to Rouge One (he just likes the robot), can a patty melt be classified as a cheeseburger (a debate ensues), and are Lego sets really Area 51 starter kits (was there ever a doubt)? All of that and more on the podcast that can’t quite believe we’ve actually made it to 51 episodes – Hysteria 51.
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| 0:00.0 | The following is the fourth hand production. |
| 0:02.8 | They say, I'm disturbed. |
| 0:04.8 | From city to city an incredible hysterical panic spread. |
| 0:07.8 | I think we're getting into a weird area here. |
| 0:10.8 | You tell me, fools, I'm not crazy, not crazy. Will you can't handle the truth? This hysteria. |
| 0:15.0 | You can't handle the truth. |
| 0:18.0 | Strain is gone. |
| 0:20.0 | This is Hysteria 51. |
| 0:22.0 | And here. |
| 0:24.0 | The truth is out there. |
| 0:25.0 | It's alive. |
| 0:26.0 | But you won't find it here. |
| 0:28.0 | They're coming for you. |
| 0:30.0 | Look, there comes one of them now. Welcome in Hysterion Nation, to the podcast I can't quite believe we've actually made it to 51 episodes. This is Hysteria 51. |
| 0:45.8 | What have I done? Broadcasting from the lower fourth dimension, otherwise known as Chicago, |
| 0:50.3 | I am your humble host on this classified trip to the unknown. |
| 0:53.8 | My name is John Gohforth. |
| 0:55.0 | Alongside is the other captain of this sinking ship, |
| 1:00.0 | Mr. Brint Brent Anakin' hand. |
| 1:05.0 | Nooo! |
| 1:09.0 | See what you did there, John? |
| 1:11.0 | Now that we're almost a year in, I'll say 51 is close enough for our lazy ass. |
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