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Yes, hello there, good afternoon to you, good morning, good evening, good day, bonjour,

bonsoir.

I don't know, I don't know who I'm English, I'm English, we barely, we can barely string

three English words together, let alone speak forward.

I'm dealing with a guy at the moment, called Robert, Robert in Berlin, this is about

you Robert, and I'm always amazed how brilliant he's English is, but us English people, we

can't learn foreign languages, I don't know what it is, people say, oh yeah, but you don't

need to, because everybody else speaks foreign language, but I'd love to, I'd love to be

able to speak loads of different languages, and particularly I would love to speak Indian

restaurant language.

You know when somebody, you're in Indian restaurant, and they come up and say, oh, can I

take you all to please, and you go, oh yeah, I'd like a chicken address with mushroom rice

and a couple of pop-a-doms, and then they turn their back to you, and they speak to their

colleagues in foreign language, Afghanistan, Indian, Pakistani, whatever they speak.

And I always think, why, why do you do that?

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