4.4 • 15K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2020
⏱️ 37 minutes
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On the brink of losing her shit for real, Stassi hooks chats with Jackie Schimmel and calls her out for appearing to ACTUALLY be thriving during this pandemic and being an "undercover wellness junkie." Jackie responds by providing Stassi with her survival guide - a.k.a. what she does to delude herself ever day. Plus, is Jackie really triggered by birds and vomit?
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| 0:00.0 | I'm here with Jackie Shimmel of the podcast The Bitch Bible. |
| 0:23.3 | How the fuck are you? |
| 0:25.3 | Funny you should ask. |
| 0:27.7 | I'm hanging in there. |
| 0:28.9 | You know, day by day, one day at a time as the alcoholic say, um, yeah, it's, uh, it's |
| 0:36.1 | sometimes I'm having a great time and sometimes I want to just murder everybody around me. |
| 0:42.3 | Now I'm in a really weird predicament because Andrew's a little bit mad at me because I, |
| 0:47.9 | you know, when you're isolated for so long, you just lose sense of reality and like consequences |
| 0:54.6 | I talk shit about my one armed neighbor. |
| 0:57.4 | Oh, Jackie, what do you talk shit about your one armed neighbor outside? |
| 1:03.4 | Like, do you have papers and walls? |
| 1:05.8 | No, I'm just like really nervous because it's really awkward. |
| 1:09.3 | You know, are you talking shit about the one arm or you talking shit about the neighbor? |
| 1:13.3 | There's a difference. |
| 1:14.3 | I'm really not talking shit about either. |
| 1:15.5 | I just acknowledged the fact that Andrew and I had this weird run in where, you know, |
| 1:20.4 | we've lived on the same street as this person for like two years now. |
| 1:24.0 | And then one day she just didn't have an arm and I said nothing. |
| 1:27.6 | And Andrew of course wants to like, you know, give condolences. |
| 1:31.3 | So now it's like a Larry David situation. |
| 1:33.0 | I'm whispering. |
| 1:34.0 | I don't even know. |
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