Are You Sitting Down?!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Bryan has a bird's nest on his front door and the resulting nursery of birds is scaring the whole family! As the baby birds are hatching his kids are learning the circle of life isn't very pretty. Bryan recalls a phone call where his friend asks those 4 little words no one wants to hear: Are you sitting down?! He learns that his ex-flame is the star of an orgasm tutorial website. What will he do?? Finally, The Vagina Queen is a public access persona in Atlanta. She has her finger on the pulse of men and their insatiable appetites for...well..sex! *** WARNING Extremely NSFW**** LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	So Bella brings me the post and I'm like, oh no, this won't be good. I mean, it's a vet's bill.
0:06.5	But then I remember many pets pet insurance. My complete policy covers Bella for up to £15,000 of vet fees.
0:14.8	And breathe.
0:19.5	Ensure your happiness with many pets pet insurance.
0:25.3	Get a quote at manypets.com.
0:28.4	Conditions and exclusions apply.
0:30.1	This is black kind night. It's pretty special because of the metaphysical properties.
0:34.2	Yeah, it helps align your chakras, like your heart chakra, like different stones resonate with your
0:39.2	heart chakra, your root chakra, your crown chakra, throw chakras and whatever chakra.
0:50.4	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:53.4	So I got the circle of life happening right here in my door. I think it's very sweet.
0:57.1	Yeah, I'm just waiting for where the hawk to come down to eat one of those little suckers.
1:01.9	Didn't that match you go daddy? What's going on? Circle of life, son.
1:07.0	Circle of life. It's meant to be. It's meant to be. Sorry. Sorry, I didn't see that.
1:13.3	Because he's just a guy who's written a book called orgasm help.com or succeed orgasm.com or whatever.
1:18.8	If you write a book, if you write a book, yeah, it's like Brian on the commercial break.
1:23.2	Being an expert of everything and knowing no facts. This guy is that guy. I am this guy. This guy
1:29.1	is me only. I didn't dedicate a whole website to my bullshit. I did TCP podcast.
1:36.6	Whole podcast. Whole hundred and 200 episodes. This is like a rowdy version of Dr. Sin.
1:43.7	This is like the lady at the dinner party. It makes everybody uncomfortable.
1:49.0	I was like, I don't know. And then there's the other person at the table. Go, what does?
1:54.9	Yeah, what does drive somebody with a little too many drinks? It's like interesting.
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