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Funhaus Podcast

Are You SICK of ASSASSIN'S CREED? - #51

Funhaus Podcast

Rooster Teeth

Video Games, Leisure

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2016

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Our first Dude Soup of 2016 (TWENTYSIXTEEN!) gets things started off right with a good ol' controversy. The AssCreed franchise may not be putting out a new game this year - do you want one? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Alright, welcome to an unseasonably damp bowl of dude soup. It's actually raining outside. My pants are still wet.

0:05.0

This is this is a red letter day in LA. Let me tell you it's all around the waist area. Yeah, it is.

0:10.8

Looks like I so the only reason I'm safe is because both of my legs are wet. Typically when a guy pees his dick is hanging one side or the other

0:17.3

So it just spreads down one thigh. I'm in other wetness. What have a giant of wetness? Yep. Ah, I haven't admitted that I have a vagina yet.

0:24.9

That's true. Maybe today. That's the first step to recovery. I've found

0:29.1

a problem and then you have a problem. End of a vagina. Recovering from being a woman. Yeah.

0:33.8

It's a problem unto itself. So today's episode of Dude Soup is brought to you by two sponsors. The first of which is Squarespace.

0:39.1

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0:45.1

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0:52.1

So thank you to both of our sponsors with a little from here from them later.

0:57.1

Now let's get into the news.

1:01.1

Assassin's Creed may be taking a year off. We reported it. Yeah, we reported this on the no yesterday.

1:07.1

Essentially there was a an unconfirmed Ubisoft employee or Assassin's Creed developer an artist who started who just

1:17.1

Exploded on forechan kind of saying. Somebody posted a yeah, I know. I know. I hate whatever.

1:23.1

The difference is this time all of all of this person statements actually seem pretty legitimate and less like a 12 year old trying to sound like a developer.

1:31.1

But somebody just posted a next Assassin's Creed. What do you think where do you want it to be?

1:35.1

And the first reply, which was like four minutes later was somebody saying. I work at Ubisoft. There's not going to be one this year.

1:41.1

But the next year is going to be pretty sweet. Apparently they're giving it. If you believe the rumors, they're giving it a year to cool off.

1:47.1

Oh yeah, I was going to play this on this create, but I'm going to play this other thing instead.

1:51.1

You can wait what this then. This other thing. Oh, honey, pony island. Let's do that.

1:57.1

But okay, so I guess then people would say like will they put out two games last year, right? Then they put out syndicate and the

2:03.1

They did unity and rogue union. Not syndicate. But they put out two in one year, right?

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