Are You Ready To Coronate The Tigers?
The Valenti Show
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🗓️ 27 September 2024
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You know it's supposed to be a football Friday, but that ain't happened |
| 0:05.6 | So we've got a lot to get to |
| 0:08.1 | T.J. Lang changed his schedule because more of the useless youth sports he attends He'll be here at 2.30 instead of 3.30. |
| 0:16.8 | We have our normal program where the football will be by way of the picks. It will be by way of the propet casino. it will be by way of the Propet Casino, it will be by way of a couple of one segment deals. |
| 0:26.7 | Lions playing Monday affords us that. |
| 0:29.4 | The Tigers not losing in two months affords us that but I do have to start with something |
| 0:34.2 | it's very important RICO were you privy to David's performance before the |
| 0:39.2 | show yes I was I have never in my life witnessed something like that. Apparently the midday |
| 0:46.8 | show was giving away Tiger tickets to the game tonight and even after those tickets were given away people wouldn't stop calling. |
| 0:56.4 | And at one point David slapped Kenny, which is an absolute HR violation, and he just goes, get the F out of my way I'm going to handle this |
| 1:05.8 | David proceeds to there's a full phone bank of calls. There's 11 people calling in and he goes one by one tickets are gone thanks for calling |
| 1:14.0 | 97 one tickets are gone tough luck 97 one tickets are gone sucker |
| 1:19.0 | 97 one tickets go bang bang bang bang bang bang bang |
| 1:22.0 | phone bank empties it fills up again it goes it go bang bang bang bang |
| 1:23.0 | phone bank empties it fills up again |
| 1:25.3 | David does it again but he's changing his octave |
| 1:28.3 | every time changing the cadence changing everything like okay well no you lost sorry you lost sorry sorry not |
| 1:36.2 | sorry please go away a blessed day take it's are gone if your mom |
| 1:40.0 | tickets are gone I'm like did you think congratulations you didn't win right but here's why that's |
| 1:48.0 | relevant both the David is a psychopath and we were laughing our asses off |
| 1:52.3 | but it shows you how badly people want to be at this game tonight because I want to know if this is a fair way to open the show. |
| 2:00.0 | It's not even a competition, it's a coronation. They're not losing. First of all, they're not missing the playoffs. Second of all, they're not losing. It's a coronation. Doesn't it feel like it's just a party that people want to be a party? |
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