Yo, Perry Shorfins and Retrogrades.

Today we're going to be talking about the seven signs,

indications that you, you, everyone out there, are a simp.

That's not necessarily how we mean it,

because we hope that there are tons and tons of folks,

and I know for a fact in this very audience that you're not sims and we're going to talk about in the first place what a

simp is and how not to be one basically avoid doing these seven things and a pertinent things

that are conceptually linked it's really important because it's a feminist

landscape out there. Today joining Steph and I is Gillian Kervers, who's helping us make matches

and has run a class for the channel on basically getting your stuff together. I would say that it'll be an adult dating episode,

how to do dating, how to buy into the patriarchy in the first place by meeting and courting

the right person for you and not simping. First, we'll define what simping is, but that's after

introducing Steph, of course, and Jill,

well, what's up?

Thanks for helping us identify what a simp is and how not to be one.

Yeah, thanks for having me.

It's always fun to be on the show.

You had to refer to us as miladies.

Malady.

Malady?

If you've ever called a woman Malady and you're not from, you know, the year 1400 or

before, 800 to 1400 AD, probably even then.

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