Are You Jewish? w/ Ari Shaffir!

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.9 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2026

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian and podcast host Ari Shaffir! You Know Ari Shaffir from Stand Up Comedy, The Joe Rogan Experience/Protect Our Parks,, You Be Trippin, This is Not Happening, Kill Tony, 2 Bears 1 Cave, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, Flagrant and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: MUD/WTR: Start your new morning ritual & get up to 43% off your @MUDWTR with code GARBAGE at https://mudwtr.com/GARBAGE Lucy Goods: http://lucy.co/garbage Promo Code: Garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Attention, attention, dirt bags of America.
0:03.2	The Garbage Boys are back on the road for that back on the block tour.
0:07.4	Yes, we have Chicago, Illinois at the Vic Theater, limited seating available.
0:10.9	That's next week, baby.
0:12.2	Let's go.
0:12.9	Bloomington, Indiana, and we got Los Angeles, California.
0:15.5	All tickets available at are you garbage.com.
0:18.5	We'll see you there.
0:19.3	Yeah.
0:20.6	Hey, everybody out there. And welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is RU Garbage. Hey, yeah. So that little show, we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that it's a group to be classy. Yeah. Those are just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, Tate's fully coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tuddy's back in the new edition.
0:39.6	Uh-huh.
0:39.9	The leak has been fixed.
0:41.0	Yes.
0:41.5	Everything looks beautiful.
0:42.7	The boy's in a fantastic job.
0:44.4	Toadie is very excited.
0:45.9	She's upstairs in her room watching two for the money.
0:48.2	Okay.
0:49.1	Is that the Al Pacino, Massey McConaughey vehicle?
0:51.7	Yes, that's the one.
0:53.0	Okay. Machino Massey McConaughey vehicle? Yes, that's the one. Very much. He's got it on DVD, I presume. I don't think that's streaming anywhere. Streaming on Netflix. I watch it this weekend. My co-s is coming out of you from right next to me. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage, an international businessman. God damn it, he's my best pal in the whole wide world. And I love him. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James, Ryan, everybody. What up, gang? Shout out to you. As always, please make sure you rate review, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify. And the boys are in the middle part of the charts, baby. That's not necessarily true. I think we're on that.
1:28.5	What are you talking about? Slipping a little bit. We got a bit of worse summer ever. We need a hit. That's how we call it, Nari Sheaffert. And then obviously the greatest website of all time, www. www. patreon.com. I'm sorry, garbage. You go over there, get all that bonus content. And the boys are going on the row.
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